Kung Fu Mathematician
from Clean It Up Or Pay The Price! by Pet Shop Fashion
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lyrics
Kung Fu Mathematician
He'll chop you right in half
And then divide the parts for
The men in his commutative group
Kung Fu Mathematician
He's gonna subtract your life!
What is the square root of pi?
I'll tell you, man...It's a piece...
A piece of the action
And peace of mind
Bombs with the words
"Peace be with you" printed on them
Will give us peace on Earth and
We'll all be like peas n' carrots again
Kung Fu Mathematician
The derivative of pain
You'll learn via induction
The meaning of defeat
Kung Fu Mathematician
He's gonna subtract your life!
Tell me something, friend...
Is it even hipper to be cubed?
You know, being popular
Should be the most important thing in your life
So, destroy those who stand in your way
Because everyone will love you for it
And from the ashes of some eyesore called a "forest"
Comes the beauty of a new shopping center
He'll chop you right in half
And then divide the parts for
The men in his commutative group
Kung Fu Mathematician
He's gonna subtract your life!
What is the square root of pi?
I'll tell you, man...It's a piece...
A piece of the action
And peace of mind
Bombs with the words
"Peace be with you" printed on them
Will give us peace on Earth and
We'll all be like peas n' carrots again
Kung Fu Mathematician
The derivative of pain
You'll learn via induction
The meaning of defeat
Kung Fu Mathematician
He's gonna subtract your life!
Tell me something, friend...
Is it even hipper to be cubed?
You know, being popular
Should be the most important thing in your life
So, destroy those who stand in your way
Because everyone will love you for it
And from the ashes of some eyesore called a "forest"
Comes the beauty of a new shopping center
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from Clean It Up Or Pay The Price!,
released March 10, 2013
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Pet Shop Fashion Colorado
Coitus, pharmaceuticals, and whatever Alan Freed's ghost calls my music.
These rough
recordings are some musical ideas I've had over the years. The process is very slow because I'm doing everything on my own - guitars, drums, vocals, lyrics, recording, mixing, etc. I hope to someday record them again with a band and maybe play them live. Until then, enjoy listening to my creative process.
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